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May 22 2018

19:28

I’m binging Spongebob and I’m not even sorry

May 21 2018

18:30
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gallusrostromegalus:

Ironically, more accurate.

18:02

moonlandingwasfaked:

chatchevalier:

i had a dream that the new Lingo was “big yeet” and it meant something like “mood and i hate it”

op this post is a big yeet

17:34

unsaltedpeanutbutter:

wembleyfraggles:

wembleyfraggles:

im washing me and my clothes bitch

She drunk as fuck

17:06

gayisgoth:

gayisgoth:

Legolas And Gimli are bitch/femme solidarity

This was a typo but honestly? Gimli is actually femme by dwarven standards, and Legolas Is a bitch by all standards.

16:38
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16:10

those are bold words for someone in stabbing range

15:42

cookie-sheet-toboggan:

why i stan ryan reynolds’s deadpool

negasonic teenaged warhead (comics): a white goth without a love interest

ryan reynolds: she’s a biracial goth with a lovely japanese girlfriend

russell collins (comics): a buff blond blue-eyed american

ryan reynolds: he’s a chubby polynesian māori kid from new zealand

domino (comics): She’s white with a black tattoo around her eye

ryan reynolds: she’s black with a vitiligo patch around her eye

vanessa carlysle (comics): unknown ethnicity

ryan reynolds: we’ll make her brazilian

blind al (comics): white

ryan reynolds: black

deadpool (comics): a pansexual canadian

ryan reynolds: i sure am!! …i mean, he sure is!

15:14

butt-berry:

Saying something risky right before you leave the conversation

14:46
13:22

balm:

Hey mutuals I’m kind of depressed right now so send me your credit card number, the expiration date, and the three numbers on the back if you don’t hate me.

12:54
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itsagifnotagif:

There is so much raw energy in this picture

12:26

sirmat:

filthy-rat:

filthy-rat:

you ever notice how uh… pete has a zipper on his crotch

i have been informed that most pants have zippers on the crotch so shitpost canceled 

Post un-cancelled, because it goes all the way around baby.

11:58

moirakin:

what is Blizzard even trying to create with Moira. this pretentious and diabolical genius scientist who is prim and proper and quotes Oscar Wilde but also loves anime, dresses up as David Bowie and dances like she’s at an anime con rave. who the fuck IS this woman

11:30

plantboylester:

my summer morning routine :)

  • wake up
  • scream
11:03
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10:34

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

whoamiamneko:

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

I’m going to save up for a new motorcycle by running a scam where I bet straight dudes at bars twenty bucks that I can get a girl’s number in under five minutes and then politely walk up her and say, “I just bet that asshole twenty bucks that I could get your number. I’ll split it with you if you pretend to laugh like I just said a good pick up line and then write a fake number on my hand.”

Like, I never understood those kind of bets in those shitty teen movies. Everybody loves being part of a scheme, man. Use your head.

If anyone ever does this to me I’ll call them out on being a con artist.

Joke’s on you, buddy. That’ll only have consequences the first, what, couple dozen times? I can take a punch.

But then eventually, I’ll have money for the bike, and whenever I get called out, I’ll just speed off, and, sure, maybe I crash and die in a gutter and the police can’t figure out why I have hundreds of fake phone numbers stuffed in my jacket and it launches a huge investigation that becomes sort of a local legend, but you know whose problem that is? Not fucking mine.

Because I’m a slutty motorcycle ghost, and who’s gonna’ stop me then? The ghost cops? Nice try. Everybody knows cops can’t become ghosts because they just go straight to hell. It’s basic math.

10:06

cautionlazer:

cautionlazer:

cursedstim:

cursedstim:

hey ohio followers.. I’m sorry

i just rode through your whole state in 4 hours and saw like 3 buildings

hey op where did you see the buildings

where are the buildings op

09:38
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rainbowbarnacle:

opalescent-potato:

forest-of-books:

kingkilling-and-stormlight:

SKY WHALE SKY WHALE SKY WHALE

No. Look at the position of the tail fins. They’re perpendicular rather than parallel to the ground. That’s a sky shark.

SKY WHALE SHARK

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

09:10

kitchenwitchupinthisbitch:

mothmaam:

If your post gets screenshot and shared without your permission that is considered a copyright violation which you can report on here. 

Go to the blog who reposted and click on their person icon to get started and follow the steps below.

  1. Report
  2. Report something else
  3. Misattribution
  4. Yes
  5. I posted it to Tumblr
  6. Someone reposted it instead of reblogging it
  7. Now include the original link to your blog when it asks for the original content.

There you go.

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